Funny Friday: Toy Week

The PERFECT white elephant gift!  I legitimately saw this ad on TV a few days ago!  I am super competitive when it comes to games, but I think I would be ok with losing this one. (Email subscribers click here to watch)

You win by collecting Doggie's Doo?  To me, that is losing!

Buy your own Doggie Doo game!

Costume Friday: Final Chapter

As I promised last week, I saved the best for last! The top 2 most creative/weirdest maternity Halloween costume are...

Labor and Delivery Team

and...WAIT FOR IT...the #1 pick...A BELLY TURNED BOOB!!!  I may never be the same again...you all have already learned my fear of the pregnant belly button and this lady turned it into a nipple!!!

Thank you to Pregnant Chicken for posting both of these photos.  Here was the explanation of "how to do it" if you are so inclined..."I used eye shadow for the areola and a baby bottle nipple for the nipple. I stuck it on with Vaseline, since I was staying home, but I suppose you could use spirit gum and it would stay on really well."

AND the top 2 offensive baby costumes go to...

BABY HITLER 

Can you say therapy? Thank you to Momversation for their costume list. 

AND, of course...

BABY POLE DANCER

I just don't understand!!!  The least of this girl's worries are the exposed outlets!

This concludes the Costume Friday series!  I hope you enjoyed!

Don't forget to take pictures of you/your little ones this weekend for the Baby Book Video Contest! 

Costume Friday: Homemade Addition

Last week we discussed painted bellies.  You are in luck!  I found a painting kit specifically for pregnant bellies, so have at it!

ProudBody Pregnancy Belly Painting Kit

I found some great homemade maternity costumes I had to share...

LET ME OUT!  What is the baby holding in its hand?

LOVE the little elephant with his peanut!!!

You may only dress as a solar system if you pose like this...

Thank you Pregnant Chicken for the photos.

AND the offensive baby costume of the week is...

The Pimp

Hurry up and purchase it here...maybe mom could go as a hooker?


Just wait for next Friday...you know I have been saving the best for last!!!

Costume Friday

When you can't find a costume that fits, just paint one on!

Can you tell which one is her belly?

www.pocketburgers.com

If you do fear the belly button, this is a good way to cover it up for Halloween.

www.jillstanek.com

I found SO many that like to remind you where exactly the baby is in case you forgot...

www.ebaumsworld.com

www.ugo.com

All I can say is a pregnant David Bowie from Labyrinth? Am I right?

www.toutlecine.com

www.ugo.com

And my favorite "out there" baby costume of the week is Lady Gaga!

www.bestweekever.tv

What are you dressing up as for Halloween?

Costume Friday

I have been waiting for October to share with you some fantastic maternity Halloween costumes and inappropriate baby costumes.  Funny Friday will be replaced by Costume Friday this month! 

You know how in Mean Girls they "dress up" in lingerie slap on a tail and some ears and call themselves a cat. 

Well, some people take this "sexy" version of costumes into their pregnancy.

Playboy Bunny from Gily Gily...work it girl!

Sexy Angel from  Pregnancy-Blog

And finally, a baby hooter from Blip Pitt!  I have to admit that this did make me chuckle, but not ok.

Have a great weekend!

  

Funny Friday: Celebrity Baby Names

I found an article that lists the "Top 20 Most Bizarre Celebrity Baby Names"...It also gives you the reasons behind the names.  My favorite...

#18 Fifi Trixibelle, Child of Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

Reason:  The Irish singer and songwriter Geldof named his daughter Fifi after his aunt, and his wife was fascinated with the lifestyles of southern belles, hence the last part. But Trixi?

Click here to see the other 19 names.

Emily (Gigi's mom) told me this funny story about her husband the other night saying "husbands don't have a clue."

"My husband rolled over in bed the other night and asked me, 'Honey, would you rather have a full time chef/maid, a full time nanny or a full time masseuse?'  My response - 'A full time chef/maid.'  His response - 'I would want a masseuse!' Of course he would say masseuse … he already has a full time chef/maid and nanny … ME!"

Remember to enter the Pint-Sized giveaway!

Funny Friday: The "It" Factor

Special K and I agreed not to find out the sex of the baby.  For 10 months (whoever said pregnancy was only 9 months must have been a man...it is definitely 10 months) we referred to L as "It."  However, we were almost positive "it" was a boy.  So positive, I actually didn't even listen to what the doctor said when L was born!  They had to tell me  four or five times it was a girl.  Obviously, we were way off! 

Our ultrasound tech told us about 90% of the patients he sees find out the sex.  I thought is would be a little lower because I know so many people who don't find out.    Please answer the following poll to see if Keeping it Simple statistics match his.

Did/Will you find out the sex of your baby?

If you are finding out or not, I ran across this article that details all the gender tests you can try.  Could be fun to test their accuracy.  I took a few of them when I was pregnant and here were my results:

1) Heart Rate: Girl
2) Sweet tooth: Girl
3) Chinese Birth Chart: Girl
4)  Potty Time:  Didn't take this one
5)  Even and Odd: Boy
6)  Key Test:  Didn't take this one
7)  Complexion:  Girl
8)  Ring Test: (We used needle and thread) Boy
9)  Morning Sickness: Girl

Not bad, 5/7 guessed girl!  What about you?

Funny Friday: Bling Bling Baby

To echo my post on Wednesday about outrageously priced baby things or in case you are looking for a special keepsake for your little one, definitely check this pacifier out.  I am sure it is VERY practical!

You better hurry!  There are only 3 left on Amazon..At a cost of $17,000, I am sure they are gonna go fast!  This reminds me of the six million dollar Victoria Secret bra.  Why even make such a product?

I hope this Bling Bling kicked off your weekend right!  Do you think Beyonce and Jay-Z are going to get this pacifier for their new bambino???  Not sure they can afford it though...They got booted out of the top spot of the Forbes Highest Paid Celebrity Couples.  (Do you know who came in first? Answer at the bottom of this post) Poor things only took home $72 Million last year.

RECAP:  As promised, here is Special K and L heading down the aisle last weekend!  She was tired, but she made it through the ceremony!

I thought the white dress turned out very sweet! 

Hope you have fun plans for the weekend!  I have two baby showers, so I am hoping for lots of blog inspiration!

Who did you guess for the Highest Paid Celebrity couple?  Were you right? I wasn't...I guessed Brangelina.

Funny Friday: Baby Shower Etiquette

Some good advice:  Don't get too drunk at a baby shower.  This video is cleverly titled, "Drunk at a Baby Shower."  Can you say party for one?  I think her head might roll off!

Funny Friday: Get Your inner-Angelina Jolie On

Everyone has seem to have forgotten the days of Angelina and Billy Bob Thornton!  Remember when she wore a vial of his blood around her neck to honor him...

Guess what?!?!  You can honor your child in the same way.  Just what every mother wants...

For only $30, you get the following (description taken from Etsy):

"Tiny fetus in a glass bottle with a cork. Filled with reddish transparent placenta-like resin. (I feel like I have to add that this is NOT a real human fetus, I've got some questions about that.)  On a black, hemp cord with silver alligator clasps. Everything is sealed shut, so it won't fall apart when you wear it.  Measurements: Bottle is 1 1/2" long x 1/2" Wide (38mm x 11mm).  A very interesting and unique piece for sure!"

UMMM!  Gross!

Funny Friday: Failing You

I am totally failing you today!  I have not had time to research for today's Funny Friday.  Three things did make me laugh this week that I thought I would share...

#1...I got an email yesterday from the club where we are members that said...NO JOKE..."Due to the storm and Fecal Contamination, the pool will be close on Thursday."  Can you say TMI?  Using only "contamination" would have gotten the point across just fine or eliminating it all together.  The poor kid that did that will be scarred for life!

#2...This video you may have already seen, Boys will be Girls.  It is eerily dead on, but hilarious!

#3 A new blog, The Adventures of Lolo. 

I was so excited to have two shout outs this week on The Hub of the Hubbards and One Day at a Time.  Thank you Tessa and Emily!

Have a good weekend!!!  I hope to be back on my game next week.

Funny Friday: Celebrate Your Lady-ness

If you are looking for a way to celebrate your reproductive bits, you are in luck!  I have a couple of options for you in the form of jewelry!

A special brooch that uniquely captures the beauty of the reproductive organs.  This can be yours for just $19.  Nothing says fancy like a felt uterus!

Lets not leave dad out!  Definitely bookmark this as a future gift for him!  These his and hers items can be added to a pin and worn on a lapel or a blouse or as earrings.  "Excuse me, wherever did you get those fallopian tube earrings?  And a sperm pin! They are to die for!"  Don't miss out on this steal from $35-70.

Have a fantabulous weekend!  A cartoon that may make you laugh about the heat (just for a second, at least).

Funny Friday: Pippi Longstocking

I am not quite sure that this is actually for sale since I can't seem to find a price anywhere, but it did make me laugh...THE BABY MOP!



You can't really see the text, but it says "make your children work for their keep."  Haha!  Since L is just on the verge of crawling, I think I might just try it ;)  She could be a crawling version of Pippi Longstocking!

Funny Friday

Guaranteed to make you smile!  L doesn't quite have a belly laugh yet, but I can't wait until she does!

Have a great weekend!

Don't forget to enter for the Barefoot Designs giveaway.

You must complete all three things listed to qualify.  Click here for details.

Funny Friday

Wow!  This was a quick week! Fewer days and double the work!

On this Funny Friday, I would live to share some funny baby products!

Donald Trump baby wig

this can be yours from Baby Toupee

Peekaru Original (more shocking than the picture is the $80 price tage)

this can be yours from Togetherbe

Billy Bob Pacifier

this can be yours from Amazon

 Hope you all have a great weekend!  L has started making a new funny face I thought I would share with you:

Funny Friday

TGIF (speaking of have you seen Katy Perry's new music video for "Last Friday Night"...awesome)!  It has felt like the longest week !  I guess because we are approaching the holiday weekend.

Here is an awkward prego moment for ya:

"When i was pregnant i was working as a server. I worked right up to my due date. On the day i was due i was waiting on a table of 3 old ladies and of course they asked me when i was due. When i told them that day was my due date all 3 looked terrified. One old lady told me, and i quote "I hope you dont go into labor while we are here...I dont know CPR!" lol I thought she was so cute i didnt have the heart to tell her i certainly hope i wouldnt need cpr." - MandJsMomma

Searching for funny photos I began to ponder, "What do pregnancy and guns have in common?"  Any ideas?  Put your hands up! (Photos courtesy of Awkward Family Photos)

Please email me anything you come across that could be used for Funny Friday or submit your awkward prego moment.  Check out other Funny Friday posts here.

I will be taking a few days off from the blog world this holiday weekend.  Have a Happy 4th of July and go watch some fireworks!  I leave you with this gift...click here to see.




 

Funny Friday

Happy Friday to you all!  I hope you have fantastic things planned.

I am starting a Funny Friday series in hopes to kick off your weekend with a bang!

Awkward Prego Story

This is actually more of a post-prego story, but still awkward nonetheless.

"I was already back to work and pumping had become routine. I always brought my supplies and a kitchen towel to dry them before the next pumping. I had the supplies laid out on my credenza drying when my boss came in my office and asked me if I was having breathing problems. He thought the udders were inhalers!!" - Sarah

Pregnancy Photos

In case you decide to have a pregnancy photo shoot, I have a couple of ideas for you below.

How do you think they got the wind to blow right at the right moment?

Photo courtesy of www.nerdnirvana.org

How on earth did they find eachother...Can I get a me-ow?  

Photo courtesy of Awkwardfamilyphotos.com 

You tube would not let me post it on my blog, but I share with you the link.  Some labor and delivery advice from Dwight...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNy0ihtfqr0 

UPDATE:  Unfortunately, we did not earn enough likes yesterday for a giveaway, but I know you all will find some great steals through Rocking Smocking. 

UPDATE 2:  For those of you following this blog through my personal facebook, I have created a "Keeping it Simple" page where I will be posting updates now.  Please "like" it if you would to continue receiving Keeping it Simple posts on your news feed.